Whats You Be Needing?
This is too funny. You’ve made it this far. Take a trip down the rabbit hole. Let us hit you up. The “truffle pigs” will sniff you out.
Tell Me “No” - I’ll call Someone Else
Yea, we’ve all been there. Need a relentless fool who will just sit on the phone and call all day. Yea we do that. Ask us about “magic phone numbers”. They’re real. How do you think we re-book our flights. We don’t call the main line.
Oh, you need a PARTY?!
Yea you probably guessed it. We can throw a “shindig”. And yes, we know lots of fun people. And yes, we do all the coordination. And yes, we’ll throw you a party.
Gottcha, you need a closer…
Ahh, a bullshit artist. Yea we can play that game. What you need ink on paper? Hold my beer. Watch this party trick.
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